eudaemonic- (adj.) producing happiness and well-being

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Stephie's Funny Corner!


"A British cruise company is launching what it claims is the world's first ocean liner holiday devoted to laughter therapy." Since we can't just pack and jump on a cruise ship, I've decided to lend my services free of charge. As you know, I have an fondness for corny jokes... here are a few "best of the best" for your enjoyment. None of them are mine, but I like to take credit :) :

Why don't lions eat clowns? --They taste funny!

What tool does a mathematician have in his tool box --Multi-pliers!

What does an invisible cow give? --Evaporated milk!!!

Why can't flying ducks tell jokes? --They'd quack up!

Why didn't they play cards on the ark?--Noah was standing on the deck!!!!

what did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? -- shore!

What are sailors' favorite fruits? -- naval oranges!

How do you turn soup into gold? -- add 24 carrots (karats)!

What do wolves say when they are introduced? -- howl do you do!

how does a man on the moon get his hair cut? -- eclipse it!

***I know I know, you can thank me later :)


Blogger vtheaggie said...

heeey Steph-o-ronie! hahah, so i've got only two jokes:

Did the worms on Noah's ark live in apples? - NO! They lived in pears (pairs) :D


Which fruit will never marry? - the Can't elope!

baaahahaa ;D

9:52 PM  
Blogger Kat said...

oh i love those jokes vanessa... i will tell them to my family this weekend ...then i will slowly spread them throughout the whole world.

4:56 PM  
Blogger Kat said...

oh stephanie... my hernia came back when i laughed at your jokes

5:01 PM  

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