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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Stephie's Funny Corner!

SET SAIL FOR A LAUGH ON A CRUISE TO AMUSE
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1119948826743L200

"A British cruise company is launching what it claims is the world's first ocean liner holiday devoted to laughter therapy." Since we can't just pack and jump on a cruise ship, I've decided to lend my services free of charge. As you know, I have an fondness for corny jokes... here are a few "best of the best" for your enjoyment. None of them are mine, but I like to take credit :) :

Why don't lions eat clowns? --They taste funny!

What tool does a mathematician have in his tool box --Multi-pliers!

What does an invisible cow give? --Evaporated milk!!!

Why can't flying ducks tell jokes? --They'd quack up!

Why didn't they play cards on the ark?--Noah was standing on the deck!!!!

what did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? -- shore!

What are sailors' favorite fruits? -- naval oranges!

How do you turn soup into gold? -- add 24 carrots (karats)!

What do wolves say when they are introduced? -- howl do you do!

how does a man on the moon get his hair cut? -- eclipse it!

***I know I know, you can thank me later :)

3 Comments:

Blogger vtheaggie said...

heeey Steph-o-ronie! hahah, so i've got only two jokes:

Did the worms on Noah's ark live in apples? - NO! They lived in pears (pairs) :D

and...

Which fruit will never marry? - the Can't elope!

baaahahaa ;D

9:52 PM  
Blogger Kat said...

oh i love those jokes vanessa... i will tell them to my family this weekend ...then i will slowly spread them throughout the whole world.

4:56 PM  
Blogger Kat said...

oh stephanie... my hernia came back when i laughed at your jokes

5:01 PM  

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